Turtle, Turtle
Burn. If someone compares you to a three-year-old because you can’t park effectively, that’s already pretty bad, but you know what’s worse? Receiving a turtle print out that can help you learn to stay between the lines.

Turtle, Turtle
Good One
You would think printed cards for people who mis-park are unnecessary. However, as you can see here, there clearly is a need for those cards. And this one has surely done its job.

Good One